Final 2009 Standings
| Rank | Team | Batting | Pitching | Total | Dif | Behind |
| 1 | Bat Rastards | 62.5 | 74.0 | 136.5 | 4.5 | 0.0 |
| 2 |  Doc
Gooden's Speedballers |
59.0 | 66.5 | 125.5 | 3.5 | 11.0 |
| 3 | Boston Flying Blue Hampsters | 54.0 | 69.0 | 123.0 | -1.0 | 13.5 |
| 4 | Bax Smaxinatorz | 59.5 | 59.0 | 118.5 | -2.0 | 18.0 |
| 5 | Highlanders | 58.0 | 48.0 | 106.0 | -2.0 | 30.5 |
| 6 | New Paltz Baseball Wrecked My Arm | 53.0 | 41.5 | 94.5 | -3.0 | 42.0 |
| 7 | Springfield Isotopes | 32.5 | 52.0 | 84.5 | 3.5 | 52.0 |
| 8 | Roidville Shrunken Testicles | 55.0 | 25.0 | 80.0 | -2.0 | 56.5 |
| 9 | DogFishHead Beernuts | 33.5 | 41.5 | 75.0 | 2.0 | 61.5 |
| 10 | Bridgeview Copperheads | 36.5 | 38.0 | 74.5 | -3.5 | 62.0 |
| 11 | Poughkeepsie Nine | 25.5 | 41.5 | 67.0 | -2.0 | 69.5 |
| 12 | Nasty Natty's | 34.5 | 31.0 | 65.5 | -1.0 | 71.0 |
| 13 | Madhouse Muckrakers | 36.5 | 18.5 | 55.0 | -2.5 | 81.5 |
| 14 | New York 2Bigtomatos | 30.0 | 24.5 | 54.5 | 5.5 | 82.0 |