Final 2003 Standings
| Rank | Team | Batting | Pitching | Total |
| 1 | Boston Flying Blue Hampsters | 44.3 | 46.0 | 90.3 |
| 2 | Poughkeepsie Nine | 33.9 | 42.0 | 75.9 |
| 3 | Latter Day Polygamist Swatters | 31.1 | 39.0 | 70.1 |
| 4 | Spanktown Sperminators | 35.0 | 24.0 | 59.0 |
| 5 | New Paltz Baseball Wrecked My Arm | 25.7 | 27.0 | 52.7 |
| 6 | Bax Smaxinatorz | 30.4 | 19.5 | 49.9 |
| 7 | Keg Tappers | 23.2 | 25.0 | 48.2 |
| 8 | New York Clinton Haters | 16.4 | 29.0 | 45.4 |
| 9 | Highlanders | 20.7 | 18.5 | 39.2 |
| 10 | New York 2Bigtomatos | 14.3 | 5.0 | 19.3 |