2003 Draft Results
| Round 1 | Team | Player |
| 1 | Poughkeepsie Nine | OF Shawn Green |
| Round 2 | Team | Player |
| 2 | New Paltz Baseball Wrecked My Arm | 1B Jim Thome |
| 3 | Poughkeepsie Nine | OF Larry Walker |
| Round 3 | Team | Player |
| 4 | Keg Tappers | OF Carlos Beltran |
| 5 | The Highlanders | OF Garret Anderson |
| 6 | New Paltz Baseball Wrecked My Arm | 1B Mike Sweeney |
| 7 | Keg Tappers (from Nine) | SP Wade Miller |
| 8 | New York Clinton Haters | 2B Luis Castillo |
| 9 | New York 2BigTomatos | OF Luis Gonzalez |
| Round 4 | Team | Player |
| 10 | Keg Tappers | 2B Jose Vidro |
| 11 | The Highlanders | OF Pat Burrell |
| 12 | New Paltz Baseball Wrecked My Arm | 2B Ray Durham |
| 13 | Poughkeepsie Nine | 1B Carlos Delgado |
| 14 | New Paltz (from Spanktown) | SP Freddy Garcia |
| 15 | Boston Flying Blue Hampsters | OF Ken Griffey |
| 16 | Latter Day Polygamist Swatters | OF Gary Sheffield |
| 17 | New Paltz (from Clinton Haters) | OF Bernie Williams |
| 18 | New York 2BigTomatos | OF Andruw Jones |
| 19 | New Paltz (from Bax) | 3B Mike Lowell |
| Round 5 | Team | Player |
| 20 | Keg Tappers | SS Jimmy Rollins |
| 21 | The Highlanders | SP Tom Glavine |
| 22 | New Paltz Baseball Wrecked My Arm | SP Joel Pineiro |
| 23 | Poughkeepsie Nine | 1B Rafael Palmeiro |
| 24 | Spanktown Sperminators | 3B Eric Hinske |
| 25 | Swatters (from Hampsters) | 3B Edgardo Alfonzo |
| 26 | Latter Day Polygamist Swatters | 2B Roberto Alomar |
| 27 | New York Clinton Haters | 1B Paul Konerko |
| 28 | Hampsters (from 2BigTomatos) | SP Javier Vazquez |
| 29 | Bax Smaxinatorz | RP Rob Nen |
| Round 6 | Team | Player |
| 30 | Keg Tappers | OF Johhny Damon |
| 31 | The Highlanders | SP Jason Schmidt |
| 32 | New Paltz Baseball Wrecked My Arm | SP Russ Ortiz |
| 33 | Poughkeepsie Nine | OF Jim Edmonds |
| 34 | Spanktown Sperminators | SS Rafael Furcal |
| 35 | Boston Flying Blue Hampsters | SP AJ Burnett |
| 36 | Latter Day Polygamist Swatters | SP Randy Wolf |
| 37 | New York Clinton Haters | RP Billy Wagner |
| 38 | New York 2BigTomatos | OF Hideki Matsui |
| 39 | Bax Smaxinatorz | SP Al Leiter |
| Round 7 | Team | Player |
| 40 | Keg Tappers | 1B Ryan Klesko |
| 41 | The Highlanders | OF Cliff Floyd |
| 42 | New Paltz Baseball Wrecked My Arm | SP Roger Clemens |
| 43 | Poughkeepsie Nine | 2B Junior Spivey |
| 44 | Spanktown Sperminators | 2B Bret Boone |
| 45 | Boston Flying Blue Hampsters | 3B Aaron Boone |
| 46 | Latter Day Polygamist Swatters | OF Preston Wilson |
| 47 | New York Clinton Haters | 3B Corey Koskie |
| 48 | New York 2BigTomatos | OF Torii Hunter |
| 49 | Bax Smaxinatorz | SS Edgar Renteria |
| Round 8 | Team | Player |
| 50 | Keg Tappers | C Charles Johnson |
| 51 | The Highlanders | 1B Richie Sexson |
| 52 | New Paltz Baseball Wrecked My Arm | SP Kevin Brown |
| 53 | Poughkeepsie Nine | OF Juan Pierre |
| 54 | Spanktown Sperminators | SP Hideo Nomo |
| 55 | Boston Flying Blue Hampsters | C Jason Kendall |
| 56 | 2BigTomatos (from Swatters) | C Paul Lo Duca |
| 57 | New York Clinton Haters | C Mike Lieberthal |
| 58 | New York 2BigTomatos | 1B Derek Lee |
| 59 | Bax Smaxinatorz | OF Darin Erstad |
| Round 9 | Team | Player |
| 60 | Keg Tappers | RP Armando Benitez |
| 61 | The Highlanders | SP Matt Clement |
| 62 | New Paltz Baseball Wrecked My Arm | C Jason Varitek |
| 63 | Poughkeepsie Nine | SS David Eckstein |
| 64 | Spanktown Sperminators | RP Troy Percival |
| 65 | Boston Flying Blue Hampsters | OF Raul Ibanez |
| 66 | Latter Day Polygamist Swatters | OF Austin Kearns |
| 67 | New York Clinton Haters | OF Shannon Stewart |
| 68 | New York 2BigTomatos |
SP Brad Radke |
| 69 | Bax Smaxinatorz | SP Jamie Moyer |
| Round 10 | Team | Player |
| 70 | Keg Tappers | RP Billy Koch |
| 71 | The Highlanders | SP Vincente Padilla |
| 72 | New Paltz Baseball Wrecked My Arm | RP Eddie Guardado |
| 73 | Poughkeepsie Nine | RP Byung Kim |
| 74 | Spanktown Sperminators | SP Ramon Ortiz |
| 75 | Boston Flying Blue Hampsters | OF Jacques Jones |
| 76 | Latter Day Polygamist Swatters | SP Woody Williams |
| 77 | New York Clinton Haters | OF Juan Gonzalez |
| 78 | New York 2BigTomatos | SP Brian Lawrence |
| 79 | Nine (from Bax) | RP Keith Foulke |
| Round 11 | Team | Player |
| 80 | Keg Tappers | SP Jeff Weaver |
| 81 | The Highlanders | OF Jereby Giambi |
| 82 | New Paltz Baseball Wrecked My Arm | OF Jermaine Dye |
| 83 | Poughkeepsie Nine | DH Josh Phelps |
| 84 | Spanktown Sperminators | SP Rodrigo Lopez |
| 85 | Boston Flying Blue Hampsters | RP Mike Williams |
| 86 | Latter Day Polygamist Swatters | 1B John Olerud |
| 87 | New York Clinton Haters | SP Andy Pettite |
| 88 | Nine (from 2BigTomatos) | SP Oliver Perez |
| 89 | Bax Smaxinatorz | OF Mike Cameron |
| Round 12 | Team | Player |
| 90 | Keg Tappers | SS Jose Hernandez |
| 91 | The Highlanders | SS Rich Aurilla |
| 92 | New Paltz Baseball Wrecked My Arm | RP Scott Williamson |
| 93 | Poughkeepsie Nine | C AJ Pierzynski |
| 94 | Spanktown Sperminators | OF Juan Encarnacion |
| 95 | Boston Flying Blue Hampsters | SP CC Sabathia |
| 96 | Latter Day Polygamist Swatters | RP Jason Isringhausen |
| 97 | New York Clinton Haters | RP Jorge Julio |
| 98 | New York 2BigTomatos | RP Kaz Sasaki |
| 99 | Bax Smaxinatorz | 3B Shea Hillebrand |
| Round 13 | Team | Player |
| 100 | Keg Tappers | OF Carlos Lee |
| 101 | The Highlanders | 3B Adrian Beltre |
| 102 | New Paltz Baseball Wrecked My Arm | SP Mike Hampton |
| 103 | Poughkeepsie Nine | SP Ted Lilly |
| 104 | Spanktown Sperminators | OF Vernon Wells |
| 105 | Boston Flying Blue Hampsters | 2B Mark Bellhorn |
| 106 | Latter Day Polygamist Swatters | SS Orlando Cabrera |
| 107 | New York Clinton Haters | SP Johan Santana |
| 108 | New York 2BigTomatos | 3B Joe Randa |
| 109 | Bax Smaxinatorz | SP Rick Reed |
| Round 14 | Team | Player |
| 110 | Keg Tappers | SP David Wells |
| 111 | The Highlanders | 2B Todd Walker |
| 112 | New Paltz Baseball Wrecked My Arm | SS Omar Vizquel |
| 113 | Poughkeepsie Nine | DH Edgar Martinez |
| 114 | Spanktown Sperminators | SP Elmer Dessens |
| 115 | Boston Flying Blue Hampsters | 3B Aramis Ramirez |
| 116 | Latter Day Polygamist Swatters | OF Jay Payton |
| 117 | New York Clinton Haters | C Javy Lopez |
| 118 | New York 2BigTomatos | SP Jose Contreras |
| 119 | Bax Smaxinatorz | C Benito Santiago |
| Round 15 | Team | Player |
| 120 | Keg Tappers | OF Richard Hidalgo |
| 121 | The Highlanders | RP Jose Mesa |
| 122 | New Paltz Baseball Wrecked My Arm | OF Trot Nixon |
| 123 | Poughkeepsie Nine | P Ugueth Urbina |
| 124 | Spanktown Sperminators | C Eli Marrero |
| 125 | Boston Flying Blue Hampsters | 1B Aubrey Huff |
| 126 | Latter Day Polygamist Swatters | C Toby Hall |
| 127 | New York Clinton Haters | SP Kirk Reuter |
| 128 | New York 2BigTomatos | RP Kelvim Escobar |
| 129 | Bax Smaxinatorz | OF Raul Mondesi |
| Round 16 | Team | Player |
| 130 | Keg Tappers | SP Kip Wells |
| 131 | The Highlanders | SP Damian Moss |
| 132 | New Paltz Baseball Wrecked My Arm | SP John Lackey |
| 133 | Poughkeepsie Nine | SP Casey Fossum |
| 134 | Spanktown Sperminators | 3B Joe Crede |
| 135 | Boston Flying Blue Hampsters | OF Randy Winn |
| 136 | Latter Day Polygamist Swatters | 2B Craig Biggio |
| 137 | New York Clinton Haters | OF Jose Cruz Jr |
| 138 | New York 2BigTomatos | Scott Spizeio |
| 139 | Bax Smaxinatorz | SP Ken Rogers |
| Round 17 | Team | Player |
| 140 | Keg Tappers | DH Frank Thomas |
| 141 | The Highlanders | OF Moises Alou |
| 142 | New Paltz Baseball Wrecked My Arm | SP Danny Graves |
| 143 | Poughkeepsie Nine | SS Christian Guzman |
| 144 | Spanktown Sperminators | SS Chris Woodward |
| 145 | Boston Flying Blue Hampsters | SS Tony Womack |
| 146 | Latter Day Polygamist Swatters | SP Ben Sheets |
| 147 | New York Clinton Haters | 3B David Bell |
| 148 | New York 2BigTomatos | SP Paul Byrd |
| 149 | Bax Smaxinatorz | 1B Mo Vaugn |
| Round 18 | Team | Player |
| 150 | Keg Tappers | OF Jay Gibbons |
| 151 | The Highlanders | SP Kris Benson |
| 152 | New Paltz Baseball Wrecked My Arm | 3B Robin Ventura |
| 153 | Poughkeepsie Nine | 3B Hank Blalock |
| 154 | Spanktown Sperminators | 2B Mark Ellis |
| 155 | Boston Flying Blue Hampsters | SP Brandon Duckworth |
| 156 | Latter Day Polygamist Swatters | SP Ismael Valdes |
| 157 | New York Clinton Haters | RP Jose Jimenez |
| 158 | New York 2BigTomatos | OF JD Drew |
| 159 | Bax Smaxinatorz | OF Bob Higginson |
| Round 19 | Team | Player |
| 160 | Keg Tappers | SP Brad Penny |
| 161 | The Highlanders | RP Danys Baez |
| 162 | New Paltz Baseball Wrecked My Arm | SP Chan Ho Park |
| 163 | Poughkeepsie Nine | SP Tony Armas |
| 164 | Spanktown Sperminators | SP Carlos Zambrano |
| 165 | Boston Flying Blue Hampsters | RP Matt Mantei |
| 166 | Latter Day Polygamist Swatters | 1B Fred McGriff |
| 167 | New York Clinton Haters | 1B Travis Haffner |
| 168 | New York 2BigTomatos | C Jason Larue |
| 169 | Bax Smaxinatorz | 3B Tony Batista |
| Round 20 | Team | Player |
| 170 | Keg Tappers | 1B Mark Teixeira |
| 171 | The Highlanders | C Michael Barret |
| 172 | New Paltz Baseball Wrecked My Arm | no pick |
| 173 | Poughkeepsie Nine | 2B Marcus Giles |
| 174 | Spanktown Sperminators | SP Gil Meche |
| 175 | Boston Flying Blue Hampsters | SP Toma Okha |
| 176 | Latter Day Polygamist Swatters | OF Steve Finley |
| 177 | New York Clinton Haters | SP Adam Eaton |
| 178 | New York 2BigTomatos | 2B Adam Kennedy |
| 179 | Bax Smaxinatorz | OF Brian Jordan |
| Round 21 | Team | Player |
| 180 | Keg Tappers | 3B Sean Burroughs |
| 181 | The Highlanders | OF Mark Kotsay |
| 182 | New Paltz Baseball Wrecked My Arm | no pick |
| 183 | Poughkeepsie Nine | no pick |
| 184 | Spanktown Sperminators | 1B Hee Sop Choi |
| 185 | Boston Flying Blue Hampsters | OF Rondell White |
| 186 | Latter Day Polygamist Swatters | 2B Brandon Phillips |
| 187 | New York Clinton Haters | OF Karim Garcia |
| 188 | New York 2BigTomatos | SS Barry Larkin |
| 189 | Bax Smaxinatorz | RP Roberto Hernandez |
| Round 22 | Team | Player |
| 190 | Keg Tappers | SP Joe Mays |
| 191 | The Highlanders | RP Matt Anderson |
| 192 | New Paltz Baseball Wrecked My Arm | no pick |
| 193 | Poughkeepsie Nine | no pick |
| 194 | Spanktown Sperminators | no pick |
| 195 | Boston Flying Blue Hampsters | 2B Luis Rivas |
| 196 | Latter Day Polygamist Swatters | SP Dan Wright |
| 197 | New York Clinton Haters | C Robert Fick |
| 198 | New York 2BigTomatos | SP Jason Marquis |
| 199 | Bax Smaxinatorz | SP Kaz Ishii |